Out of 200 people applying for a CIA job only 3 get a call back

As a final test, each person is told to go into a room, take the gun on the table, and shoot the person they love most who is in the room.

It is important to note that the gun is loaded with blanks, but the three people don't know that.

The first guy goes in. Fifteen minutes later, he returns, visibly shaken. He stammers, "I just couldn't bring myself to do it."

The second guy takes a deep breath and enters the room. A half an hour goes by and he finally exits. "I was about to do it, but I couldn't", he mutters as he leaves.

The third guy goes into the room. Five minutes later, he returns with blood all over his face and shirt. "Stupid gun wasn't working, so I took the chair and beat my wife to death with it.

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