I said the wrong word, and rolled with it

Convo with a friend

Me: I was homicidal back then alright but Im alright now, I got full
control of my emotions.

Friend: Hahaha, maybe you ment suicidal.

Me: Did I fuckin stutter? I know what I said.

Friend: .....

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