...Doing his daily duties, welcoming those who've recently passed on from a life on Earth into Heaven, when he realizes he has to go to the bathroom. He sees Jesus walking by and he asks if he could take his post, and guard the Gates for five minutes.
"Certainly!," says Jesus. "Just tell me what I need to do!"
"Well, when people arrive, ask them about their background, and what was important to them on Earth. Once you've heard their response, you will decide whether or not they are worthy of entry into Heaven."
"Sounds easy enough Pete!"
The first person to approach Jesus is an old man. The man greets Jesus, and Jesus begins to ask him about his life on Earth,
"I was a carpenter for most of my life," the man says. "I didn't have too much family, although I did have a son."
"Can you tell me about your relationship with him?," inquires Jesus.
"Well, he was never fully human, though still he meant the world to me, and he was adored greatly. I'll never forget those holes in his hands, and in his feet."
Jesus leans forward with a tear in his eye and says, "Dad?"
The old man leans forward and whispers, "Pinocchio!?"
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