God took a rib from the man and turned it into a women. When the woman found out she was made from just a piece of a man, she got very angry. So angry that she began to bleed from her vagina. God said, "Oh shit!" God then took the blood, dried it, and turned it into yeast for the man to use for creating alcoholic drinks so that he could handle her in her madness.
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