*Kissing/Light Petting*What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath-- ewwww!" *Undressing*What he hopes you're thinking: "My G-d, look at the size of that!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "My G-d, look at the size of that!" *Foreplay/Oral Sex*What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours." What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him." *Penetration*What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?" *Your Orgasm*What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this performance." What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!" *Post-coital Bliss*What he hopes you're thinking: "Now I know what an earthquake feels like." What he's afraid you're thinking: "Maybe I should let my lesbian friend Sue take me to that females-only dance club after all."
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