So a man from Oregon dies, and as he's waiting in line to get into Hell he looks ahead at the line and notices that the demons are pushing most of the people onto the burn pile, but every so often a person gets escorted off to the side. When the man gets to the front of the line he is placed with this group. He finds out that all of these people are from Oregon too. After a few minutes Satan walks up to them flanked by two demons. "Satan, Satan!" One of them cries. "What do we do with these people from Oregon?"
"Well, fucker, you're just going to have to throw them in the lake of Ale. They're already too damn wet to burn."
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