Mrs. Abercrombie was unhappy with the way Elena the maid cleaned. Finding a layer of dust on the dining room table, she started to chew out the maid.
Elena defending herself said, "I'm a better cook than you, I clean house better than you."
"Who told you that?� Mr. Abercrombie? Mrs. Abercrombie snapped.
"I'm even better in bed than you!", Elena proudly stated
Mrs. Abercrombie sneered and said, "I suppose my husband told you that too."
"No Mrs. Abercombie� The gardener did!"
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