True story.
I had gone out to dinner with my wife and her family at a Chinese restaurant.
At the end of the meal, the waiter brought us a tray of fortune cookies and orange slices. I offered an orange slice to my wife, who said she doesn't eat oranges because they are acidic.
So I ate the orange instead, thought for a second, and told her, "I think you can eat these. They aren't acidic. They're just Orthodox."
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