A lawyer walks across the street. He's hit by a bus he gets up and there's flames all around him. He says fuck and looks bummed out the devil walks up and says why the long face. I'm in hell he says. The devil says well its not that bad down here, Do you like to drink? Yes says the lawyer the devil says Monday all we do is drink all day long wine beer whiskey rum you name it and drink all you want there's no hangovers. The devil asks him do you like to gamble? Yes says the lawyer devil says On Tuesday all we do is gamble all day long black jack horse racing keno bingo you name it all day long. Devil says you like drugs? Lawyer says sure occasionally I'd partake devil says Wednesday all we do is drugs all you want smack crack pot meth you name it all we do drugs all day long. Devil asks are you into homosexuality? No I'm not said the lawyer. Oh your'e not gonna like Thursday.
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