Only joke I know.

So I remember reading this joke on a website years ago and it really stuck with me, and I really don't know any others, and it's a little long, sorry. Here goes...

A tourist is visiting New York city for the first time and has come to the observation deck of the Empire state building, replete with bar. It must have been a Tuesday because the only other people there were the bartender and a stranger who was drinking quite heavily at the bar.

After taking in the view and snapping some photographs the tourist orders a drink from the bartender and engages the stranger in small talk.

Eventually the stranger turns to the tourist and says "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."

Hearing this, the bartender just shakes his head disapprovingly while continuing to clean a glass.

The tourist responds, "What, are you nuts!? there is no way that is true!" The Stranger says "No, seriously it is absolutely true, and I'll prove it to you!" He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets towards the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar. He meets the Tourist, who looks quite astonished.

"You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke." Says the tourist. "No, I'll prove it again," says the Strandger as he jumps over once more. Again just as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.

Once the stranger get's upstairs again the tourist is adamant that he must try this once in a lifetime experience for himself and insists that the stranger takes his camera to capture the event for his friends back home. The stranger agrees, and the tourist flings himself over the balcony! He rushes past the 12th floor, 11th, 10th...... 9th, 8th floors..... and hits the pavement with a huuuuge splat!

Back upstairs the bartender turns to the stranger and says: "You know what Superman, you are a real asshole when you're drunk!"