So she asks her father if she can, the father says "No you can't take the car out tonight".
The daughter pleads with him "Please, please dad let me take the car out" the father says "No and that's the final answer!"
The daughter pleading once more "Please, I'll do anything!" The father hesitates for a moment and says "I'll let you take the car out if you give me a blowjob" The daughter hesitates for a moment then says "Fine I'll do it."
She starts going down on him and after a few moments pulls her head up in disgust and says "This tastes like shit"
The father says "Oh I forgot, I let your brother take the car tonight"
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