Two buddies are in the woods hunting..

One says to the other "Hey! I can see your house from here! Your wife is cheating on you!". The other replies "I'm sick of her! Shoot her in the head and the guy she's with in the private!" The first friend replies "Thanks for saving my ammo, I can get them both in the same shot!".

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