"I'm afraid I have some bad news..." She says. "Your daughter's left arm and both legs have to be amputated from the frostbite. She was oxygen deprived long enough that we fear it may be weeks before she comes out of the medically induced coma, and even if she does it's doubtful she will ever regain anything but the most basic of motor operations."
"Oh my Lord!" Shrieked the sobbing mother as she embraced her husband. "Nothing could be worse."
"Good thing I'm just kidding," replied the Doctor. "She died an hour ago."
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