He orders a beer and about to drink it when, "Hey Paddy, you're not supposed to be drinking!"
"Cripes! Me beer is talking!" cries an alarmed Paddy.
"Nope, it's your doctor." He looks across to see his doctor there. "You've been drinking too much again Paddy after I told you to stop. By the way, I would *really* appreciate a blowjob right now. Would you mind?"
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