One of my peers asked me where I saw myself in 5 years. After struggling to come up with an answer, I decided to go get laser eye surgery.

Aged Mother

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All...

She told me she...

But when I got there she had Redbox.

Randy Mouse

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...

My first joke

A rich man was so proud that one day he decided he wanted an effigy of...

How do you know...

Their mouth is moving.

Picture Perfect...

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new...

Two men are at a...

After a long week of work, Buddy's decide to celebrate the weekend by getting...

Q: Why did the...

Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.

When a red head...

Its a ginger snap.

We went to the...

.... I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little...