A rich man was so proud that one day he decided he wanted an effigy of himself sculpted. So his wife recommends this really famous gay sculptor.
They go to the sculptor and he takes the rich man as a client and tells him to come back tomorrow for the final product.
The rich man and his wife return the next day and see the statue, hating it immediately. They leave, furious, the rich man utters "I hate that effigy." and his wife says "DEAR! He knows how to spell!"
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