After a long week of work, Buddy's decide to celebrate the weekend by getting absolutely wasted.
3 hours later and 9 drinks, they are completely drunk.
One of the men turns to his buddy, points to the window and slurs "You know, the winds are so high out here, that if you jump out you'll get pushed right back."
His buddy replies "What? No. You're lying."
The first man grins and starts walking to the window.
He opens it, and a giant gust blows in. He jumps out and flys back in.
The friend is in such a amazement that he runs straight to the window, jumps, and falls to his death.
The bartender looks up from cleaning a cup and says "you know Superman, you're a real asshole when you get drunk."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.