In the middle of WWII, some British soldiers were captured by the Germans and taken to a POW camp. They were to be put to work on either the day shift or the night shift, round the clock so the work would never cease.
"Ve vill count off by twos," said the camp warden, "but you British pig-dogs are likely too stupid to count zat high. So instead, one person vill say 'tick,' and the next vill say 'tock.' Is zis clear?"
The prisoners nodded, begrudgingly. And the warden started pointing at each one in turn.
"Tick," said the first prisoner.
"Tock," said the second.
"Tick."
"Tock."
"Tick."
"TICK!"
The warden glared at the defiant prisoner, who had a huge grin on his face. The warden shouted at all of them, "START OVER!"
And so they did, but again, the sixth prisoner 'Tick'ed.
The warden, still glaring, strode over to the troublemaker. "Ve can do zis ze easy vay," said the warden, "or ze hard vay.
Ve haf vays of making you 'Tock.'"
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