A woman gets a phone call from the school where her twin boys attend, informing her that they have been suspended for swearing and are not allowed to return until they change their behaviour.
The woman is livid. She goes to school, drags them to the car by their ears and sends them to their room for the rest of the day.
The next morning, she calls the twins down for breakfast and asks what they would like.
The first boy says "Gimme some fuckin' corn flakes!"
His mother sees red, she starts beating him and chases him up to his room, hitting him the whole way there.
When she returns, she asks the other boy what he'd like for breakfast and he says, "I sure as hell don't want any of them fuckin' corn flakes!"
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