One night Raul comes back home totally drunk and falls into bed beside his sleeping wife.

Later he sees himself at the pearly gates of heaven. There, he is told that he had died in his sleep. Raul protests 'but I love life. You cannot let me die. Please'. After pleading he is told he can return on one condition; he has to return as a chicken. Raul, loving life and devoid of choices accepts it. Sure enough he feels his body covered in white feathers. He feels something weird in his belly. He looks around at the other chicken who tell him that he was about to give birth. A little later he lays an egg. It felt immaculate to give life. Another egg follows and a third one comes out. Raul is ecstatic. He never thought he would enjoy being a chicken so much. All of a sudden someone taps him on the shoulder. It is his wife screaming 'Raul you retard. You are shitting in bed'.

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