We decided we would drink some heavy liquor. We started drinking and got about halfway to shit-faced. I decided lets go to my girlfriends house and hang out there. So we go and we convince her to let us in, when we get in she goes off to find us something non-alcohol. While she's away me and my brother see her dog licking himself leg high in the air. I said to my brother, "Dont you wish we could do that?" He replied, "Don't you think we should pet him first?"
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