Just cereal, i was looking at the missing person part on the milk carton, and i had seen many of these before but some reason this one caught my eye, it read "Lilly, missing 2 weeks blonde hair, blue eyes, always happy". A few days later im sat in my office on the 50th floor and i look out of my window and i see a blue tarp held by duct tape but had fallen down slightly, and inside was a little girl on a matress with her hands tied. I instantly remembered the girl on the milk carton, blonde hair, yes, blue eyes, oh my god yeah, always happy, well she was crying her fucking eyes out, no way that its her.
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