And he's dying for a shag. When he gets out he goes to a brothel he knows in town.
He sais to the woman at the desk. "I'm after a shag." She sais "How much have you got?" So he throws a few coins onto the desk. She proceeds to laugh at the ex prisoner to which he replies grabbing her hastily and shaking her slightly. "Please I need a shag!" "OK, OK!" She sais telling him to go to room 18 and call her when he's done.
He trots upstairs delighted, swings the door open to find a beautiful blonde laying on the bed. Without wasting any time he flicks out the light and starts having his way with her. About halfway through though, this white stuff starts coming out of her eye..?
He goes back downstairs to the woman at the desk and explains to her the situation "excuse me but I was with the woman upstairs and about halfway through this white stuff starts coming out of her eye!?" "Not to worry" She sais, then looks in the other direction and calls out to someone in the back "Mandy the dead ones full again!"
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