One more drink

So, this guy is at a bar getting pretty hammered. The bartender announces last call and the drunk orders another shot. He immediately shoots it back and slams the glass on the bar. He says to the bartender, "Thanks, you have a good night!" and falls off the stool onto the floor.

After pulling himself back on the stool, he says to the bartender, "Okay, how's about one more shot, and I'll nurse it for a minute while I collect myself." The bartender shrugs and pours the man another shot. The man immediately drinks the whole thing and smashes the glass on the bar.

"That's it!" yells it the bartender, "You have to go!" The drunk man dusts himself, buttons his jacket, and falls right on the floor. From the ground he asks the bartender, "How's about just one more shot, and I'll just sip here on the ground..." "No!" shouts the bartender, "Get out!" "Fine!" the drunk shouts and he proceeds to drag himself across the floor and out the door.

The next morning he wakes up to find he made it back home safely and is in bed next to wife. His wife asks him, "Did you get a little too drunk last night?" He laughs and says, "Maybe, why?" "Well," she says, "The bartender called and said you left your wheelchair there again."