If we quit voting, will they all go away?
It's been lovely but I have to scream now
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on disk somewhere
Boldly going nowhere
Don't be sexist -- broads hate that
Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?
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