One day a priest went fishing.

One day a priest went fishing with one of his flock. They took the boat out and cast their lines.

The priest's line had a fish. When he reeled it in the other man said "Look at the size of that fucker!"

The priest looked shocked and told the man "Heavens! I am a man of the cloth! Please watch your language!"

To which the man replied "No, Father. It's called a Deep Sea Fucker. It's really good to eat."

The priest took the fish back home to cook for the cardinal who was visiting for dinner that night. He took the fish into the kitchen and said to the young nun "Sister, look at this fucker I caught!"

The sister said "Father, I am a servant of god! Please watch your language!"

The priest explained that the fish is called a Deep Sea Fucker and that he wanted her to clean and prepare the fish for Mother Superior to cook that night. After she has cleaned the fish the nun approached Mother Superior and said "Mother, I've cleaned this big fucker for dinner tonight."

Mother Superior looked shocked and cried "Sister, I am a bride of Christ! Watch your language!" The sister politely explained that the name of the fish is a Deep Sea Fucker and that Father wanted it cooked for dinner that night.

Mother Superior cooked and presented the fish to the Cardinal that night. As she lay dinner on the table the Cardinal asked "And who do I need to thank for this wonder dinner?"

Father said "I caught the fucker."
The nun said "I cleaned the fucker."
Mother said "I cooked the fucker."

The Cardinal looked very surprised and leaned back in his chair to say "You know what? You cunts are alright."