One day a priest and a nun went golfing.
The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy
put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again."
The nun, shocked, warned him "God will get you for that."
The next hole the same thing occurred. After the preist screamed "God Damn
It! Missed again" the nun repeated her
warning "God will get you for that!"
On the third hole, the priest again missed, and cursed, but before the nun
could repeat her warning, a bolt of lightning came down from the heavens
and struck the nun dead.
A deep voice from the clouds boomed out "God Damn It! Missed again!".
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