Flood Shmud

It was flooding in California. As the flood waters were raising, a man was on
the stoop of his house and another man in a row boat came by. The man in the row
boat told the man on the stoop to get in and he'd save him. The man on the stoop
said, no, he had faith in God and would wait for God to save him. The flood
waters kept rising and the man had to go to the second floor of his house. A man
in a motor boat came by and told the man in the house to get in because he had
come to rescue him. The man in the house said no thank you. He had perfect faith
in God and would wait for God to save him. The flood waters kept rising. Pretty
soon they were up to the man's roof and he got out on the roof. A helicopter
then came by, lowered a rope and the pilot shouted down in the man in the house
to climb up the rope because the helicopter had come to rescue him. The man in
the house wouldn't get in. He told the pilot that he had faith in God and would
wait for God to rescue him. The flood waters kept rising and the man in the
house drowned. When he got to heaven, he asked God where he went wrong. He told
God that he had perfect faith in God, but God had let him drown.
"What more do you want from me?" asked God. "I sent you two boats and a
helicopter."