Were walking through the park. The little boy pointed toward some dogs going at it and asked his dad what they were doing.
"The are making puppies" he replied.
Later that night the little boy woke up from sleep and walked in on his parents going at it.
"Daddy what are you doing?" He said
The dad replied "were making babies son"
The little boy looks at him seriously and says "flip that bitch over I want puppies"
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