... And once she steps inside and has a look around, notices there aren't many people drinking at this time of evening. She has a seat at one end of the bar, and notices a man sitting at the other end. Tall. Muscular. Handsome. She sees he has a pint glass and hasn't touched it since she finished her first drink. As she is sipping her second martini, the man suddenly chugs down his beer, runs over to an open window on one side of the highrise bar, and jumps out! The lady is in complete shock as this building is 40+ stories high!
As she is still processing what just happened, on the other side of the bar, a man seems to fall into the bar from the only other open window. It's the same tall, well built, muscular man who she though had just jumped to his death! Now she is really thrown for a loop and can't comprehend what just happened! As the man returns to the bar, she waits a bit before sliding down to him and asking "Excuse me sir, but... I just saw you... I think I saw... what just happened?!?!" To this, the man looks at her and calmly says "Well, ma'am, the way the skyscrapers on either side of this building are positioned and with the direction of the wind on certain nights, like tonight, and if only the two windows on opposite sides of the bar are open, the wind currents are strong enough to catch me when I jump out there, and carry me around the building, pulling me in right over there(pointing to both windows in order). It's really a very exhilarating experience. Try it. You will be fine. Here, watch.
With that, the man chugs down another pint, runs over to the first window, jumps out. And seconds later, is sucked into the second window. The older woman, sitting there essentially slack jawed, was amazed! She reiterates the man's points about height, and current, and contemplates trying this.
She finally decides to try. She finishes her 4th martini, walks over to the window, jumps out, and falls 45 stories to her death.
The bartender, looks over at the man at the bar, shaking his head and says "You know, you are a dick when you're drunk, Superman. "
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