One day a boy decides to get a Harley

One day a boy decides to get a harley. he didn't want the chrome to get rusted
so he bought some vast line. he fell in love with a woman and she invited him
for dinner at her parent�s house. so he picked her up and before they went in
she told him that there is a family tradition. the first one to speak after
dinner has to do the dishes. so after dinner everyone sits in silence. the boy
had to do something so he reached over and kissed the woman. that didn't work so
he threw her on the table and had passionate sex. since he saw that didn't work,
he took her mother threw her on the table and had more passionate, wilder sex.
he saw that wasn't working. he heard thunder in the distance and thought about
the chrome. so he pulled out the vaseline. the woman's father said, "alright,
damn it. i'll do the f****** dishes!"