At night a kid was hearing noises coming from his parents room, he walks in and asks "what's going on", his dad says, "I was just parking my car in the garage". The next morning he asks his dad if he could sleep with his mum and his dad sleeps in his room, he's father said yes. That night his dad heard noises and asked what was going on the kid said "I was just parking my car in the garage".
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