There was a man who had a stutter. He particularly stuttered on his "S's" . Unfortunately, he also had a poor family, so his life wasn't very easy.
A few days before Christmas, he went to the grocery store to pick up something for dinner on the holiday. He noticed that the steaks were 50% off. He was very happy, as his family could have a great Christmas dinner this year. He walked over to the butcher and said, "I'll have five s-s-s-s-s, I'll have five s-s-s..." The man took a deep breath and tried again. "I'll have five s-s-s-s-s, I'll have five s-s-s. Fuck it, I'll take the bologna."
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