Bill Clinton and the Pope

One day, Bill Clinton and the Pope died. Bill Clinton was saying,� Yes!! No I
get to go to hell and meet the devil!" The Pope was saying,� Finally, after all
these years, I get to meet the Virgin marry." Well, while they were waiting to
go to heaven, the office angels accidentally switched their files. So Bill
Clinton ended up going to heaven, and the Pope to hell. Well after about 2
weeks, God realized that the files were switched. So he ordered them to go to
the right places. Well on the way to their places, Bill Clinton and the Pope met
up with each other's elevator. The pope was excited, "NOW I FINALLY GET TO MEET
THE VIRGIN MARY!!!" Then Bill Clinton replied, "SHE AIN'T NO VIRGIN ANY MORE!"