I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"
She said, "Do you like sex?"
I said, "Of course, I like sex."
She said, "Do you like to travel?"
I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."
She said, "Then fuck off."
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