there is a magic show. And the magician calls up a volunteer from the audience and asks him for his watch. He takes the watch, puts it in a bag and smashes it to pieces,
At that moment a Parrot in the audience calls out "It's in 'is pocket, it's in 'is pocket".
The magician looks at the parrot, the parrot looks at the magician and finally the magician pulls the watch out of his pocket and hands it back to the man.
The magician calls another volunteer from the audience and puts him a dissapearing box, he spins the box around and ta da the box is empty
The parrot goes "he's out the back, the guy stepped out the back"
The magician looks at the parrot, the parrot looks at the magician and finally the man sheepishly steps out from behind the box.
At that moment, the Iceberg hits, the ship goes down, the Magician is swimming around and grabs a bit of flotsam and who's on the other end of the piece of wood but the Parrot.
The magician looks at the parrot, the parrot looks at the magician, the magician looks at the parrot, for three days this goes on and finally the Parrot says
"alright I give up what did you do with the Fuckin' ship!"
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