On my wedding day back in the hotel room I sat my bride down, took my pants off and handed them to my wife and asked her to put them on. She did, and they fell off. Again she tried over and over, she said they don't fit. I told her that's right, I wear the pants in this family. She took off her panties and gave them to me and said put them on. I tried and tried but couldn't get into them. I said they I can't get into them, she said and you won't get into them unless you change your attitude .
Credit: I saw this on Huffington Post comment section by Michael Drena.
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