On Christmas morning two children are opening their presents. The younger gets a toy plane, remote control tank, a BB gun, two new bikes, and a XBOX 360. The older gets a sweater and a book. The younger begins to taunt the older brother saying Look, I got way more presents than you. The older replies, Oh yeah? Well at least I don't have cancer!
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