On a night out, a man finds himself in a bar where a local band is performing.

During the performance he comes across a woman who introduces herself as Teri Campbell. After a bit of flirting, they find themselves up against an amplifier, getting a bit spicy. Now he’d never told anyone before, but he had a fetish for vinegar. Anything with vinegar, it could be pickles, brown sauce, anything. And, for just such an occasion, he always carried a bottle of vinegar. So, with things going his way, he gets out his vinegar and begins to pour it on Teri. But the second it touches her skin, she begins to scream;
‘It burns, it burns!’
The man is shocked and doesn’t know what to do, but luckily a nearby doctor recognises her as having an allergic reaction to the acid in the vinegar.
‘Quick!’ he shouts ‘does anyone have any baking soda?!’
In an unbelievable stroke of luck, a baker happens to be at the bar, and he has a little baking soda with him. He quickly pours it on Teri, in order to neutralise the acid. But to his dismay, she continues to scream. Now, with a frothing mass of liquid on her skin and a horrible rash, she begins to flail around. The doctor realises she is also having an allergic reaction to the alkaline baking soda. He quickly calls an ambulance and Teri is rushed to the hospital where she makes a full recovery. Shaken, the man leaves.

The next day he tells his friend about it.
‘What did you say her name was again?’ his friend asks.
‘Teri Campbell,’ he replies.
‘Oh I know her!’ his friend exclaims. ‘She’s famous for frequenting that bar and getting off with guys on the amplifiers’.
‘Really?!’ the man asks in disbelief.
‘Yeah’ his friend replies, ‘she’s amp ho Teri C.’