one day 3 men were walking down the road their names are osoma
bin laden, george bush, and farmer joe.
they walk about 5 miles till they spotted a lamp, farmer joe
picks
it up and rubs it and a genie pops out the genie
and tells them all that he'll give them 1 wish each if they'll
set him free. they talk it out and agree to set him
free. farmer joe goes 1st and his wish is for good farm land for
all of eternity, next osama wishes for a giant
wall around afganistan so no man can leave and no man can enter,
so the genie builds a 25 foot wall around
afganistan, then president bush goes he looks at the genie and
says, " ok genie i wish to flood afganistan"
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