Two rednecks are walking down the street. One of them looks over
and sees a dog licking himself on the sidewalk. He turns to the
other redneck and says, "Hey look at that dog, don't you wish
you could do that?" The other redneck says, "Yeah, but don't you
think the dog will bite me?"
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