(told in the most Minnesotan accent you can think of)
Ole died and Lena called the mortuary.
"Oh, Lena, we're so sorry for your loss. We'll tell the paper so they can print the obituary. What would you like it to say?"
Lena replies, "Well...'Ole died.'"
"You know, Lena, the first five words are free."
So Lena thinks for a bit, and replies:
"Okay...'Ole died. Boat for sale.'"
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