Guy walks into a whorehouse and asks for a girl, the madam says all the girls are busy. He says I know you got one back there, I will take anything you got. The madam says are you sure? The man agrees that he will take anything. The madame then brings him back to old Mabel. The man goes to screw old Mabel and she says I can't screw today, my hips are acting up. The man says ok how about some head? Mable reply's I can't my Jaw is been a clikin'. So the man says what the hell can you do? Mabel says well here try this, she proceeds to pull out her glass eye and says put it in here. The man obliges and puts his pecker in her eye socket and goes to town. When finished he says Goddam damn that's the best thing I ever screwed, I will definitely be back to visit ya. Mabel replies ok great. I'll keep an eye out for ya.
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