Seventeen years old aughter: I want to be an actor. But I don't know alot about acting
Dad: I'm a pretty successul actor myself, what would you like to know?
Seventeen year old daughter: What? I didn't know that you're an actor. Let alone succesful.
Dad: Really? I've been acting for about seventeen years now. And I act so well that even you wouldn't recognize me if i stopped.
Seventeen year old daughter: Stopped?
Dad: You're adopted
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