A blonde couple were going on a vacation to the countryside visiting their relatives. As they soon reach their relatives' home and go in, a blackout started.
On and on the couple tried to find a source of light. Finally one of the blonde asks, "Hey, Mary, can you find anything?"
Mary replies, "Nope, all I could find was this pair of flashlights."
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