There was this group of "couple friends" who met regularly and over the years they turned into old people. For years and years they would get together regularly. It was the standard old people get together. The women would gather in the kitchen and talk and the men would sit around in the living room and talk.
One of the elder gentleman started talking about some new restaurant he and his wife had gone to. "Oh, the food was excellent. The service was great and the prices were reasonable. Son of a bitch you guys should try it out." When asked the name he became a bit confused. . .
"umm, shit. . .a flower" he says.
"Daffodil" somebody guesses. "Carnation" says another.
"No, umm, long and thorns" he says.
"Rose?" guesses one of his pals.
"Yes, Rose! HEY ROSE" he shouts into the kitchen. "What was the name of that restaurant we ate at last week?"
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