He goes to his doctor for a check-up and gets a thorough physical including x-rays, allergy tests and blood work. When it's finally over the man asks "So Doctor do you know what's wrong with me?".
The Doctor says "Yes, you have two things wrong with you. You have cancer and alzheimers."
And the guy says "Whew!...Thank God I don't have cancer."
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