The doctor says, "What's wrong with you?"
The man replies, "Doctor, there's a lot of things wrong, please look me over."
The doctor agrees and starts his examination. He's only barely begun and when he tries to look in the man's ear, he exclaims, "my God man, there's a piece of lettuce in there!"
The man sighs and says, "I know Doc, and that's only the tip of the iceberg. "
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