Old joke from my school

This was originally in Marathi, translated it.
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A young boy is walking down the street and he sees a cat. He picks up a stone, hurls it at the cat, and misses.
"Fuck, I missed!" he yells.
A priest who lives nearby overhears him. He walks up to the boy and says,
"You musn't swear, boy, for it is a sin, and God will punish you.
The boy doesn't answer and walks away.

The next day, the boy is walking down the same street, and he sees a dog. He picks up a stone and throws it at the dog, missing again.
"Fuck, I missed!" he screams.
The priest hears him shout, walks up to him visibly annoyed and gives him the same speech as the previous day.
The boy simply ignores him and walks away.

The next day, the boy is back on the street. He sees a squirrel and flings a stone at it, missing once again.
"Fuck, I missed!" he exclaims.
The priest is really angry by now and walks up to the boy, saying that he is going to be punished by God.
Just then, they hear a loud rumble, and a lightning bolt from the sky strikes the priest, burning him to a crisp.
The boy hears a booming voice from above:
"Fuck, I missed!"