A woman is staying at a hotel and calls down to the front desk. She complains that the bed in her room vibrates so much when the train passes on the nearby tracks that she is thrown out of bed. The hotel manager doesn't believe her and goes to the room to investigate. Once he gets there he lays down on the bed. All of a sudden the woman's husband walks in.
" What the hell are you doing here?"
"believe it or not, I'm waiting for a train"
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